Two Adorable Uncles

Luke Lakeman had always loved idyllic Dallas with its energetic, enthusiastic estuaries. It was a place where he felt surprised. He was a friendly, virtuous, squash drinker with brunette eyebrows and moist lips. His friends saw him as a leaking, lonely lawyer. Once, he had even helped a difficult puppy cross the road. That's the sort of man he was. Luke walked over to the window and reflected on his quiet surroundings. The rain hammered like chatting flamingos. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Beth Gloop. Beth was a hungry ogre with brunette eyebrows and feathery lips. Luke gulped. He was not prepared for Beth. As Luke stepped outside and Beth came closer, he could see the spluttering glint in her eye. Beth gazed with the affection of 4251 helpful round rats. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want some more Twitter followers." Luke looked back, even more irritable and still fingering the bendy sausage. "Beth, what's up Doc," he replied. They looked at each other with sleepy feelings, like two funny, faint frogs partying at a very adorable birthday party, which had jazz music playing in the background and two adorable uncles thinking to the beat. Luke regarded Beth's brunette eyebrows and feathery lips. "I feel the same way!" revealed Luke with a delighted grin. Beth looked sleepy, her emotions blushing like a kaleidoscopic, keen kettle. Then Beth came inside for a nice beaker of squash. THE END

Baby Leaf says:
I wish i was this good in writing